How to Annoy an Astronomer
At parties, some people are intimidated when I say I'm an astronomer (or, worse, astrophysicist). They assume I'm a haughty ivory tower genius who laughs at little people like them. It's so hard to reassure them that, no, I don't laugh, I merely chuckle. But I do feel it's my duty to help make life easier for the non-astrophysicists out there.
So, say you're at a party and you meet a famous astronomer. It doesn't matter which one, we're all famous (or at least published). Here are 6 things not to say.
I'm an Aquarius, can you tell me my future?
I'm angry because…