Sheep Are Expensive Lawn Mowers - But Maybe Cheap Mental Health
If you have ever seen pictures of people doing yoga with goats or sunning their butt-holes(1), you may have assumed it is California, but that is unfair. It is just as likely to be any state on the west coast.
In my town, people who claim they love poor people hate lawnmowers run by...poor people.(2) Yet they love animals that, at fantastic cost and with no benefit to poor people, are hired out and fenced into areas to...mow lawns. There is a whole section of Facebook devoted to pictures of grazing animals eating in cities, our municipal website publishes dates and locations so California…