Stop The Madness - Female Shopping Is Evolution And The Mall Is The Lab?
I just noticed a study from a few months back that correlated male shopping habits to ... evolution. Yes, the necessary survival skills that women used for foraging and men used to hunt evolved into the inability of men to match socks and the reason women can't find the escalator in the shopping mall if you give them directions.
So if you are disinclined to believe, as friend-of-Obama Larry Summers does, that women cannot do math, you militant anti-science types will really dislike knowing that women are intrinsically obligated to spend the day picking through racks of clothes with…