A few days ago, I read Oldest Biblical Inscription Deciphered, Archaeologists Say by our News Staff, and found it fascinating. It takes one back to Solomon, who, according to the Bible, had a thousand wives (that’s includin’ concubines, I have to tell ya.) Now people like to embellish these stories, and my mother sometimes would sing this:
Oh Solomon, he had a thousand wivesAnd bein' a kind hearted fella,He wanted all o' themTo lead contented livesSo he bought each mammaA grand piana, ....
The proper lyrics (by Cole Porter) are to be read here, and you can see that the story takes…