Dude, Where's My Laser Gun: A Brief History of Ray Weaponry
In honor of my daughter's first birthday, today I thought I'd write about ray weaponry.
With only a quick stop at your local box store, you can be ready to pop a conventional cap in someone’s ass; however, charring said ass to a crisp using a laser or other ray weapon is not so easy. This is because—despite many decades of government promises—laser weapons do not currently exist (despite the ubiquity of industrial cutting lasers and promises by high school tech ed teachers that one false move with a pointer will render your lab partner a cyclops).
One of the earliest claims of ray-gun success…