How stupid was he?
He shut down the Center for Groundwater Research. I quote him: “You don’t need to grind water. It’s a liquid.” 
He closed our renowned Digital Signal Processing program. He was then unable to process, when faculty flashed him a certain digital signal. 
Next to go was the knockout mouse lab. He said, “They have some attractive mice, but none that I’d call a real knockout.” 
Budget cuts sure do bring out presidential stupidity. They will fire secretaries, forcing faculty (who are paid much more than secretaries) to stand in front of the photocopier. They don't know the difference between capital items and expense items. They... enough already.
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p.s.: Despite rumors, I never said this guy was a dickhead; I only said he needs a mohel to help him take his hat off.
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