The Monkey Theory of Evolution

I’m no kin to the monkey, no no,no The monkey’s no kin to me, yeah yeah, yeah I don’t know much about his ancestors, But mine didn’t swing from a tree.

I’m no kin to the monkey, no no,no
The monkey’s no kin to me, yeah yeah, yeah
I don’t know much about his ancestors,
But mine didn’t swing from a tree.
It seems so unbelievable
And yet they’re saying it's true.
They're teaching us about it in school now
That humans were monkeys once too.

Although it's so ridiculous.
They're teaching us now that it's true.
The teachers that came from a monkey
Would be better off in a zoo.

It seems so much more believable.
And surely, surely it's true.
That God made Man in His image.
No monkey story will do.

This monkey business has to go
Because it just isn't true
It's such a disgrace to the monkey
A disgrace to the human race too.
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