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Ministry Of Silly Tweets
It could only happen in Britain.
Or the U.S.
Or just about anywhere where you find bureaucrats, which is just about everywhere, I suppose.
A Whitehall bureaucrat has recently published a 20 page pdf of guidelines for bureaucrats on how to use Twitter.
I don't see it rivaling Garth's book in the bookshops.
Thanks to Seth MacFarlane, we can all shake hands and be friends again, as he's solved the evolution versus creationism debate - it's both!
Men are adopting some modern attitudes but in some ways they are still the same. According to a new study on the current thoughts and attitudes of men in the UK, 89% of men surveyed thought that any girl they date should have marriage potential and 38% thought anyone they date shouldn’t have had more than 5 former lovers. How very Victorian. No question addressed how many former lovers men should have. Let's assume it's 5X, as nature intended.68% would not punch their boss in the face, even if they could get away with it, but only 50% would punch a colleague if they had…
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If there are two things biology guru Josh Witten likes, it's getting pummelled by very large men sans padding or helmets (it's not a sex thing, pervs) ... and remote bookstores.
It's his remote bookstore fetish which led him to Dulles airport; not exactly a hotbed of pre-flight intelligentsia (that would be Reagan International instead) but where he spied this handsome display and therefore deserving of a mention. Via Blackberry and Verizon I received this picture:
That's right, the only thing more important than methane-induced self immolation, yet slightly less important than remote…
We could have made a killing off the previous administration...
Credit: toothpaste for dinner.
After weeks of painful struggling against all evidence, I think I will finally have to accept the fact that Italians actually approve their Prime Minister's behavior and libertine sex habits: the final proof be that they still voted for his lackeys at the last round of administrative elections. However, being a male in a male chauvinist country, I feel I am not very well represented by Berlusconi in this regard. Please consider:
he is almost 73 years old;
he is constantly afflicted by neck pain, which for sure must prevent him from anything but the most basic reproductory capabilities;
he…
Augusto Minzolini (right), director of the TG1 news program of Rai 1, the most followed public italian TV channel, is under siege in Italy, accused of hiding the news of the embarassing story of Berlusconi and the call girl Patrizia D'Addario and the surrounding affair, which continued to make headlines on World press, but was utterly absent from Rai 1 TV news for over a week.
Forced to justify the lack of information from Tg1, and accused of appeasement with Berlusconi, Minzolini defended himself by saying that he did not want his network to discuss the private life of the Premier,…