A Message From Ni... Ghana.

A Message From ~~Nigeria~~ Ghana.

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From the office of the Manager;
BARCLAYS BANK GHANA.

Attn: [ insert name from recently purchased list of 10,000,000 email addresses ],

According to our records here, A deposit was made in our bank here in Ghana,
You are meant to be the rightful ~~fraud victim~~ beneficiary of the deposited amount of
$1,260,341.00(USD) which includes accrued interest over the period of
deposit.

You are required by the funds investigation Unit of the Barclays Bank Ghana
to immediately confirm to this email, to be able to receive your funds
adequately after being Cleared of any involvement with Financial transfer
irregularities, but till date we have heard no word from you.

We wish to inform you that in our effort to better satisfy our customers and
to deliver a qualitative, efficient and effective service than our
competitors do; we have decided to take our banking services to a new level.

We shall be waiting for your urgent reply via our private email address:
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Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Grace Lee,
BARCLAYS BANK GHANA.

25A, Castle Road, Ambassadorial Area, Ridge
P.M.B CT 416, Cantonments
Accra, Ghana.
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I'd claim the money, but I have bigger phish to phry.

I wonder if they've got the cojones to sue me?

Tip of the hat to uncyclopedia.