How to Annoy an Astronomer

How to Annoy an Astronomer

At parties, some people are intimidated when I say I'm an astronomer (or, worse, astrophysicist).  They assume I'm a haughty ivory tower genius who laughs at little people like them.  It's…
The Sexy Afterglow Of Gamma Ray Bursts

The Sexy Afterglow Of Gamma Ray Bursts

A recent survey of 'dark' gamma-ray bursts, which are bright in gamma- and X-ray emissions, but have little or no visible light, are giving us a look into the dusty corners of otherwise dust-free…
Space Weather Can Kill Astronauts?

Space Weather Can Kill Astronauts?

Space weather can kill astronauts. This is one of the motivations for funding space weather. Solar events-- flares, particle storms, and coronal mass ejections-- can knock out GPS and cell phone…
The Daytime Astronomer says Not My Field

The Daytime Astronomer says Not My Field

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.  - Richard Feynman I just read a neat HST result on dark matter on slashdot.org. I also enjoy…
The Daytime Astronomer on Power and Authority

The Daytime Astronomer on Power and Authority

A post-doc is extremely low on the totem pole of authority.  The ranking goes roughly: Principal Investigators and Branch Heads, Staff Scientists, Secretaries, Soft-Money Scientists, Technical…