Our editor, Hank Campbell, is collecting ideas for the SB 2.0 T-Shirt Collection. Here are a few ideas. I'd love to have some of yours. Maybe you'll see your name in lights... or at least on cotton.
Science and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Love a Geologist and feel the earthquake
My rocks are gneiss, don't take 'em for granite
All my faults are normal
Geologists make the bedrock!
So many beds, so little time
Geology is a load of schist!
Subduction ALWAYS leads to orogeny
How many geologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but hundreds will apply.
Metamorphic geologists know good cleavage when they see it.
What's the difference between a paleontologist and a large pizza? A large pizza feeds a family of four.
What do physicists enjoy doing most at sporting events? The wave.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion cross roads. Credit: Isaac Newton.
Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says, I'll have what he's having.
- Science: We do stuff at work that would be a felony in your garage.
- There's an exothermic reaction in my pants (diaper... bikini depending on photo)
- Science Dept: It if moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
- Mug: C8H10O2N4
