Old NID
81673
Fingerprints? We don't need no stinking fingerprints.
Police have used dentures to nab Milton Cesar de Jesus for a purse snatching in Severini, Brazil. A hobo found them after the robbery and turned them over to cops, along with a description of the assailant so police picked up de Jesus based on that. de Jesus denied the crime but the cops put the dentures in his partially toothed mouth and they were a perfect fit.
A risky move but it worked. As Johnny Cochran famously said, "if the gloves don't fit, you must acquit." Don't you miss the 1990s, when rhyming tort was still cool?
